In conclusion, the nation’s infrastructure is mildly disrupted, the locksmith industry is experiencing an economic renaissance, and approximately 40 million men have developed a sudden passionate interest in residential security systems. Kira, for her part, has announced a ‘full instructional series’ dropping next Friday, at which point experts predict the entire country will simultaneously misplace every key they own. We, for one, welcome our new locksmith overlords — and if you’ll excuse us, we have to go check if our deadbolt is ‘working correctly.’