Local water authority officials released a statement last Wednesday noting an 'unprecedented spike in household water usage across the county.' Engineers were baffled — there'd been no heatwave, no irrigation surge, no obvious explanation. Then someone on the county water board's intern team pointed out the timeline lined up perfectly with Cassidy's viral post. Apparently when half the men in a county start running their faucets continuously to have an excuse to call the plumber's daughter, it adds up. The water authority has declined to comment further, but sources say the word 'embarrassing' was used multiple times in the closed-door meeting.