Never one to let a moment pass, Cassidy launched her own Instagram account called @PipeDreamsWithCassidy, and it hit 500,000 followers in 36 hours. The content is exactly the chaotic, winking masterpiece you'd imagine: her in overalls unzipping them just enough to be a national conversation topic, demonstrating pipe fittings while making extended eye contact with the camera, and offering 'expert tips on handling your hardware.' Every video ends with the sign-off: 'Remember — if it's leaking, don't ignore it. Call a professional.' Her comment section reads like a therapy group for men who have completely lost the plot.