The booking confirmation said 'beginner friendly.' It did not specify that Megan, 32, former gymnast from Denver, would treat 'beginner friendly' as a personal insult and immediately perform a move that the instructor later described as 'genuinely not in any of our lesson plans.' The other seven women in the bachelorette group spent most of the class watching with their mouths open. The instructor gave Megan a free t-shirt and her business card. (Megan does not need a business card — she has the photos, and the photos are enough.) The bride, to her credit, looked genuinely proud. The bride's mother, who had been sent three photos in real-time by a well-meaning aunt, was less proud.