We surveyed 500 men who claimed to have watched the video ‘purely for the lock-picking technique,’ and 497 of them could not name a single thing she did to the lock, but all 500 could describe her hair in forensic detail. Three men actually did learn how to pick a lock, and all three have since reported locking themselves out of their own cars ‘by accident, definitely on purpose, I mean accidentally.’ The comment sections are essentially a support group at this point, with men offering each other emotional solidarity and local locksmith recommendations.