Let the record show that Jade, 27, graphic designer from Austin, walked into that weekend with a very clear rule: nothing permanent. Jade repeated that rule on the party bus. Jade reiterated it at dinner. Jade said it again, very firmly, at approximately 10:45pm standing outside a tattoo parlor on Sixth Street. And then Jade got a tattoo. It is small. It is tasteful. It is also, per three consultations with dermatologists, not going anywhere. (It says 'free bird' in script on her ribcage, which — look, at least it's not his name.) The bride thinks it's hilarious. Jade has had a month to come around to the same opinion. She's almost there. Almost. But the real oversharer of the weekend wasn't Jade — keep reading.