Three hours on a chartered pontoon. Open bar. A Bluetooth speaker playing something that was definitely not the bride's playlist. And Valentina, 33, real estate agent from Miami, who showed up in a white string bikini and treated the boat railing like her personal runway for the better part of two hours. The boat captain — a deeply professional man named Gary — kept his eyes on the water. Gary's deckhand was somewhat less disciplined. (The deckhand, it should be noted, got a very generous tip at the end.) Valentina posted exactly one photo from the boat before the group jumped in to flag it. The other forty-seven photos are still in a shared album that the bride has been threatening to delete for three weeks. She hasn't deleted it yet.