Nobody booked a work conference at the Ritz-Carlton Cancún expecting the pool situation Dani created on day two. She was there as a plus-one — her partner was attending a finance summit — and she spent the afternoon by the pool in a white cutout one-piece while the afternoon panel upstairs went decidedly off-track. (Three attendees requested "fresh air breaks" in the same thirty-minute window. The moderator was unimpressed.) The conference organizer later emailed the hotel asking that future events not overlap with peak pool hours. Dani, for her part, had no idea any of this was happening. She was listening to a podcast. Her pool photo has since been repinned over 80,000 times on a travel board she'd never heard of. The conference panel never did get back on track, but that's not even the wildest part of this story.