The Blonde Who Has a Line Out the Door Every Single Morning

Regulars swear the coffee is what keeps them coming back, but nobody’s fooling anyone — it’s her. This sun-kissed blonde has single-handedly boosted this shop’s revenue by 40% just by showing up and smiling. The americano is good too, we suppose.

The Brunette Who Spells Your Name Wrong But You Don’t Even Care

She could write literally anything on your cup and you’d still be back the next day with a goofy grin on your face. This dark-haired beauty has a laugh that echoes through the whole cafe, and honestly? It’s the best sound you’ll hear all day. Yes, you’ve been going by ‘Stave’ for three weeks now.