Local Wildlife Centers Are Reporting A 600% Spike In Male Volunteers

Conservation groups across three states have reported an almost suspicious surge in male volunteer applications since Brianna’s video went viral. The Yellowstone Regional Wildlife Center said they’ve had to turn people away. ‘We’ve never had so many men eager to learn about proper mounting procedures and skinning,’ said director Dale Hutchins, who seems genuinely baffled by all of this. Brianna, for her part, is thrilled that wildlife preservation is getting so much attention.

Brianna’s OnlyFans — Er, Patreon — Where She Posts ‘Extended Tutorials’

For the truly dedicated wildlife enthusiast, Brianna launched a Patreon where subscribers get access to her longer, more detailed tutorials that she says are ‘too advanced for a general audience.’ The tiers are called ‘Curious Cub,’ ‘Seasoned Hunter,’ and ‘Master Taxidermist,’ and the Master tier sold out in eleven minutes. The extended content allegedly covers techniques that ‘require a more hands-on approach,’ which, again, is a taxidermy reference and we are being completely serious.

The Competitors Who Are FURIOUS (And Also Watching The Videos)

Not everyone is thrilled about Brianna’s viral fame. Several established taxidermists — all of whom are men in their 50s and 60s — have taken to forums to complain that she’s ‘not doing it the traditional way’ and that her techniques are ‘unorthodox.’ However, when pressed, all of them admitted they had watched every single one of her videos multiple times, ‘for professional analysis purposes.’ The taxidermy community has never been so engaged online.