The Sash Says ‘Bride’ But The Photo Says Something Else
Meet Cassie, 29, from Nashville — and no, she did not plan for her bachelorette weekend to end up on a group chat that includes her future mother-in-law. One photo. One plastic sash. One decision to do a body shot off a stranger named Derek from Knoxville. (Derek, for his part, has no regrets.) The girls swore they’d keep it off Instagram. They did not keep it off Instagram. Let’s just say Cassie’s wedding hashtag got a little more traffic than expected — and not from the registry. But honestly? The sash was the least of her problems. Wait until you see what happened at the hotel bar.
The Maid of Honor Who Took Her Job Description Too Literally
Tasha, 31, flew in from Atlanta specifically to make sure this weekend went off the rails — and she delivered. The maid of honor budget was $400. The maid of honor damage was considerably more than $400. By Saturday night she had rented a karaoke machine, convinced a hotel bellhop named Marcus to join the group photo, and somehow booked a second hotel suite nobody remembers agreeing to. (The minibar tab alone was $340. We checked.) The photos from that suite make a compelling case for a ‘no phones’ policy at every future event Tasha attends. But the real story is what she did when the bouncer said the bachelorette sash wouldn’t get them in. She just smiled.
