The Photo That Required a Group Emergency Meeting the Next Morning

Nobody expected Priya, 27, from Houston, to be the one who needed a crisis debrief — she’s a pediatric nurse, for god’s sake. And yet. There she is in photo number eleven, sitting in a fountain outside the Kimpton hotel at 1:47am, tiara still on, completely dry because she had the foresight to tuck her phone in her bra before climbing in. (The dress, a $280 silk wrap she’d saved for two months, did not survive.) The group voted 6-1 to delete it. Priya was the one vote against. She’s framing it. Her fiancé still doesn’t know the full story, which is — honestly? — probably for the best. But wait until you hear whose idea the fountain was in the first place.

When the ‘Quiet One’ Has Three Drinks and Zero Remaining Inhibitions

Everyone in the friend group agreed: Sophie was the responsible one. Sophie, 26, an accountant from Portland, brought a first aid kit to the bachelorette weekend. Sophie made a laminated itinerary. Sophie’s laminated itinerary lasted until approximately 9:15pm on Friday, at which point Sophie discovered she actually loves tequila. What followed is documented in seventeen photos nobody planned to take and one video that was immediately sent to a group chat titled ‘DO NOT SHARE THIS.’ (It was shared.) The laminated itinerary is, according to witnesses, somewhere at the bottom of the hotel pool. And Sophie? Sophie has no memory of the pool. None at all.