The Honeymoon Complaint That Backfired Spectacularly

Tasha, 29, a Houston-based interior designer, was solo-traveling through Scottsdale when she checked into the Andaz and immediately commandeered the pool’s best corner. She posted a photo in a forest green bandeau bikini, feet in the water, glass of rosé in hand, looking like she owned the entire state of Arizona. A couple on their honeymoon complained that she was “making the atmosphere uncomfortable.” (The hotel staff, for the record, were visibly confused by this complaint.) Management offered Tasha a complimentary spa credit as an apology for being bothered. She used it. She also posted a second photo. The honeymoon couple’s table at dinner was somehow farther from the pool. Funny how that works. The spa credit photo, though? That one’s the real story.

The Influencer Who Accidentally Emptied the Kiddie Section

Anna, 27, from San Diego, wasn’t even trying to go viral when she booked a long weekend at the Grand Hyatt Baha Mar in Nassau. She posted what she called a “boring Tuesday” photo in an orange thong bikini lying on a floatie, and the post hit 300K likes before she’d finished her third poolside mocktail. (Her agent called. She doesn’t have an agent. It was a brand she’d never heard of offering a four-figure deal.) The family pool section adjacent to the adult pool saw a dramatic drop in under-12 attendance for the remainder of that afternoon, which the resort staff found “statistically unusual.” Anna went home with a tan, a deal, and a hotel manager’s business card that she still hasn’t called. The floatie photo is one thing. The video from the pool bar, though — that one’s something else entirely.