Her Response To Going Viral Was Even Better

When Kira found out her demonstration video had broken the internet, she posted a follow-up response that somehow did 80 million views in six hours — a personal record that YouTube engineers are still trying to explain using math. In the follow-up, she smirks directly into the camera and says ‘I know exactly what you’re all doing, and my rates just went up,’ before casually picking a lock one-handed while barely looking at it. The comment section is 900,000 rows of grown men typing ‘worth it’ in complete unison.

The Locksmith Industry Has Never Been Sexier (Apparently)

Trade schools across the country have reported a 600% increase in locksmithing enrollment since Monday, with the admissions office describing the new applicants as ‘suspiciously well-groomed and definitely not here for the career prospects.’ The National Locksmith Association has issued an official statement reading, in full: ‘We don’t know what’s happening but our members’ incomes have tripled so we’re not asking questions.’ Meanwhile, hardware store shelves across America have been mysteriously stripped of every deadbolt, padlock, and security chain available — demand that experts are calling ‘economically inexplicable.’