CERN Called. They Want Her To Come Back.

Sources close to the European Organization for Nuclear Research confirm that Dr. Cruz previously worked at the Large Hadron Collider facility in Geneva, where colleagues reportedly described her as ‘distractingly brilliant.’ She left to pursue independent research, which many at CERN called ‘a tragic loss for the field’ — though the adjective ‘tragic’ may have been doing extra work there.

Her Whiteboard Diagrams Are Being Sold As Art Prints

An Etsy shop selling photographs of Dr. Cruz’s handwritten Feynman diagrams has done over $200,000 in sales. Buyers claim the prints ‘look beautiful in a living room’ and that they ‘appreciate the scientific aesthetic.’ The diagrams themselves are, according to actual physicists who’ve reviewed them, startlingly correct and surprisingly advanced. But sure — it’s the aesthetic.