Court Reporting School Enrollments Have Literally Tripled — We Checked

The National Court Reporters Association confirmed to multiple outlets that online enrollment inquiries have spiked by an almost unbelievable 340% in the past six weeks, which lines up suspiciously precisely with the date of Veronica’s first viral video. Program directors are simultaneously thrilled and deeply confused, with one admissions counselor admitting, ‘We’ve never had men in their thirties call us crying and asking how fast they need to type to get into the advanced program.’ The stenography world was simply not prepared for this moment.

Her ‘Speed Test’ Videos Are Basically Illegal In 14 States (Kidding, But Still)

The sub-genre of content that really sent things off the rails is what fans have dubbed the ‘speed test’ videos — clips where Veronica races against increasingly complex dictation tracks, her expression shifting from calm concentration to fierce determination as the words per minute climb higher. Viewers have described watching them as ‘somehow more stressful than a horror movie’ and ‘I don’t know what’s happening to me but I need her to transcribe my entire life story immediately.’ Professional court reporters are watching these videos and nodding in respectful silence.